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Welcome back to the newest edition of ďYou Didnít Ask, But Let Me Give It A Shot Anywaysď! Some of you donít seem to have taken me seriously in this new line but Iím about to prove yaíll wrong! I got a couple of responses last week and, as it turns out, I find myself with a bit of free time to go indepth as they say. The Missus is busy down in town and the cleaning out the shop donít really interest me much.

First off, we got us an email from a lady weíll call ďChristy the NeighborĒ. Iím protecting her identity cause thatís what all the big-time advice givers do. I figure itíll add some drama and mystery as yaíll try and figure out just who she is. (HINT: Sheís a neighbor and her name is Christy). Anyways, Christy wants to know when Iíll be returning the chainsaw I borrowed from her a while back.

Well, Christy, first let me say how important is to be careful about who you lend your chainsaw to! I mean itís just me this time, but next time it could be some lazy, good-for-nothing guy that used all the gas, broke the chain, and now canít find the durn thing in all the shop clutter but IímÖuh HEís really sure itís there somewhere. So I guess you could say Iím doing you a pretty big favor holding on to that saw and teaching you the importance of good judgement. You are welcome!

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