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You Didn't Ask, but Let Me Give It a Shot Anyway
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Welcome back to the newest edition of “You Didn’t Ask, But Let Me Give It A Shot Anyways“! Some of you don’t seem to have taken me seriously in this new line but I’m about to prove ya’ll wrong! I got a couple of responses last week and, as it turns out, I find myself with a bit of free time to go indepth as they say. The Missus is busy down in town and the cleaning out the shop don’t really interest me much.

First off, we got us an email from a lady we’ll call “Christy the Neighbor”. I’m protecting her identity cause that’s what all the big-time advice givers do. I figure it’ll add some drama and mystery as ya’ll try and figure out just who she is. (HINT: She’s a neighbor and her name is Christy). Anyways, Christy wants to know when I’ll be returning the chainsaw I borrowed from her a while back.

Well, Christy, first let me say how important is to be careful about who you lend your chainsaw to! I mean it’s just me this time, but next time it could be some lazy, good-for-nothing guy that used all the gas, broke the chain, and now can’t find the durn thing in all the shop clutter but I’m…uh HE’s really sure it’s there somewhere. So I guess you could say I’m doing you a pretty big favor holding on to that saw and teaching you the importance of good judgement. You are welcome!

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